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SLEEPING WITH THE BAWSE🕶

Each day, I very laboriously work through the day so that I can squeeze in about an hour or so (which always extends into a couple of hours at the least almost always) to write my daily blog post!

These couple of hours have to be fitted and adjusted in my day (without fail) before I reach home from work!

Reason: My little girl is so eagerly awaiting my home coming each single evening and she has her days planned around my return from work!

I simply don’t have the heart to do anything after I am home! Once home, all I want to do is “sit down and settle down with her and listen to her stories while we play with all sorts of foams and dough, trying to make shapes and animals out of them!”

And by time it’s time to tuck her in, I am more eager than her to sleep!

SLEEP IS BETTER THAN SEX 😈😍

Soooooo……

Today, I have decided to sleep at work as well!

Yusss… you read it right!

But how does one sleep at work!

I’ll tell you how I sleep and I swear it’s heaven…

I Am going to READ A BOOK WHILE AT WORK!!!

Now now now….

I know, you all are like,

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THIS WOMAN’s WORK ETHICS 😱😱

Besides, Reading ain’t sleeping!

Darling, READING IS SLEEPING!!!

PS: for me for sure!

LOGIC

Sleep=Relaxation

Reading = Relaxation

Therefore, by the formula of A=B and B=C, A=C;

READING = SLEEPING!!!

PERIOD🤜

I thus want to sleep at work and that I shall!

Today I am going to sleep with The Superwoman aka Lilly Singh!

TARGET:

I am hoping to be a BAWSE once I am awakened!!!

Because, I am eating as well as sleeping with the woman who teaches you how to be a Bawse!!!

Biryani with the Bawse