Periods

SATIATE the PMS-ing SATAN (My 7 Essenstials)

My macbook and I are turning hot with exhaustion!

But its only 10 AM!

AND I AM BEING A 10 AM SLOTH!!!

I am sitting in my cabin, trying to work out an equation which would justify the anomalous behavior of my gels towards certain cancerous cells (the scientist that I am by profession)!

FANCY eh?!?

Bleh!!!

I can’t get anything done today!

Thus, I decide to resort to my vent out zone! My itunes!

The first song I play is the golden “Tumne mujhey dekha honkar meherbaan.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHfx7R53N1g

It’s my all-time favorite but today it’s not enjoying the status it has in my Limbic system on most days!

I, then play, “Yaad hai” (from Aiyaari/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF7KX9XyWZ4) and BINGO!

The song tugs at my heart so hard! It’s almost like a physical blow to my heart!

The melancholic vibes reach out to me and soothe me!

But, I am not sad in life! Thankfully, I have an enriched life!

Then why is this song doing the trick for me???

Before I realize it, I quickly shift in my chair and my fingers click onto the “Yaar ni milya” track by Hardy Sandhu (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVPdfPhXmR0) followed by Amy Virk’s “Qismat badaldi vekhi main” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xVp8m0fJSg)

PS: I AM A HINDI/PUNJABI songs/movies buff!!! I LOVE ALL THINGS DESI!!!

I am loving the grief that these songs are feeding me and I am left wondering-

AM I A SUCKER FOR SORROWS???

The moment of truth shines!!!

YES, I AM (for the UPCOMING WEEK)!!! 

It’s the GORY CRIME SCENE TIME!!!

It’s the BLOODY PMS!!!

FINALLY, situation is DECRYPTED! 

PMS-ing (Image taken from google!)

I, now quickly resort to my go to things:

  1. DRINK WATER LIKE A BOSS. Hydration is the answer to everything!
  2. ANNOUNCE to your Boyfriend/Husband/Sister that you are raging with rage, so they should STEER CLEAR (because usually they get the worst of you! I PITTY THEM)!!!  No extra emotional baggage! You can be a bag of trash and they would know you that have lost your mind so that would make it easier for them to tolerate your crap!!!
  1. SLUG it out!!! Lie around the whole day! Do nothing! Use it as a legitimate excuse to shut your mind which is always sprinting! LEARN TO UNWIND!!!
  1. DITCH FASHION! Do not wear jeans! Wear super loose and comfy clothes (Esp. if you belong to my part of the world. READ: TROPICAL)!Kick your heels. Strut around in those cool white sneakers!
  2. Do all things SAPPY! This is your time of the month to turn into the kind of music/movies you like and make others bear with it as well!!!
  1. Give your body a caffeine break! Get yourself a TALL GLASS of MILK. CALCIUM is your magic potion!
  1. Eat all your dark chocolates while you also EAT Healthy (become a cow/eat all things leafy) and Exercise. This you should do anyway all the days of your life/ONLY IF YOU LOVE YOUR LIFE i.e.!
  2. Lavender on your pillow (to calm your nerves) and evening primrose oil (for your cramps and period-acne). 

BASICALLY,

SATIATE THE PMS-ing SATAN, so that the SATAN doesn’t VAMP YOU!!!